I’m not sure why you would even question this?

I like to cup my hand over my anus, fart, close my fist holding the open space and bring it up for a good whiff.

I use ‘like’ here quite strongly. I mean, I do it. But do I like it? I can’t stop myself from doing it. I think I like it. Yes, I do like it.

I’m comfortable enough with my opinion here.

Nobody’s brand will ever smell as good as your own. Your brand is you.

This makes you who you are. Whether you’re into weird or normal things, they’re all just things. 

Be you. Be unique and be ok with it.

That’s me. That’s who I am. What makes you weird?